Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Blog Tour Review: Taint by S.L. Jennings

Title: Taint
Author: S.L. Jennings
Release Date: May 20th 2014

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:

Who am I?

And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we? 

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot. 
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. 
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake. 
And I turn housewives into whores. 
Now…who’s first?

What can I say about Taint? S.L. Jennings has done it again. She has given us a totally new and fresh idea. She has given us an even HOTTER book then her past ones. I just don’t know how she does it.
First of all, the synopsis is by far one of the best I have ever read. You can’t read it and not need the book immediately!
Ahh Justice Drake. He is an alpha male book boyfriend to end all book boyfriends. He is an ass, he is sweet, he is demeaning and he is amazing.  And boy did he have a mouth on him. He told it like it is.
“If a dude can hop out of the sack and go to work or run, then he still has energy left for sex. He is just done having sex with YOU”
Justice runs a sex education retreat, Oasis for rich women. They go to the middle of the desert to learn how to bring sexy back to their marriages with Justice as their teacher. This man oozes sex appeal. He just needs to whisper in a woman’s ear and she is panting. He teaches the women how to strip, how to walk, how to capture and keep the attention of their wandering husbands.
 “Anyone, Come on ladies. I can’t help you unless you want to be helped. So unless you all have picture-perfect marriages, and husbands that blow your backs out on a regular, I should see some hands up.”
Allison (Ally) is Manhattan Royalty. Her husband is a philandering ass. And she is at Oasis so that she can learn how to keep her jerkoff of a husband in her bed and not with every tramp in NYC. She immediately starts challenging Justice and sparks fly. Their connection is sexy and fun. They were a perfect match in wits. I absolutely fell in love with them and their story.
Justice really became a bit of a softie when it came to Ally and I was missing a bit of his cockiness in parts but I absolutely loved this book and really enjoyed the book being told from only his POV. I love being inside Justice’s head and SL Jennings told nailed it!
I highly recommend this book if you are looking for hot, sexy and fun!!

Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
v  Dark Light
v  The Dark Prince
v  Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v  Light Shadows- coming in 2014

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